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33ad7 No.3136[Reply]

Hello everyone. I'm sitting here working on the updated imageboard. Really excited to get this out for us. When it launches I'd like to make a strategy for making more nordics aware of the site. I'm working on that and hope we'll grow. It's oddly comforting to talk to people who live close to you. Makes things more relatabe.

What I really wanted to ask was, if any Finnish posters in here would be interested in taking up a position as moderator for the board. I specifically need someone who can speak finnish, because I find that we get a lot of people from Yliluata in waves, and I can't moderate Finnish content

The job won't be hard, and won't require you to browse Nordchan obsessively. Just check up on the most recent posts once a day, and correct stuff that shouldn't be here (flooding/illegal content). If you're interested in this, please send me an e-mail at takethatofftheinternet (at) gmail (dott) com

Please include your Discord ID if you have one.

Thanks all. 1 day to Friday!
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36cac No.3233

think about me and have a wet dream please and thank you

ce8e3 No.3250

Are we moving today?
I can hardly stay put in my chair
/spoiler/that was not even sarcastic/spoiler/

f23bd No.3251

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Im all packed up and ready for the move!

a43b4 No.4743

noot why not answer to email?

9cb7f No.4784

The Coronavirus got him :(

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c0d7e No.4783[Reply]

26 years old loser here, just lost my virginities over the course of this week;
I don't get it why /r9k/ says it's hard. All I had to do was harvest polen from a flower and turn it into honey myself

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90d8e No.4749[Reply]

>from the moment swedes first set foot on eastern soil, carried across the waves of the baltic sea, on finly crafted vessles of brilliant engineering, and thusly became aquainted with those primitive tribes today colloquialy called 'finns', it became apparent to him, that he had stumbled upon a lower form of life.
>(…) the finns have no written language, no alphabet and no oral tradition to speak of, and his technological skills are limited at best! Whilst he can skillfully make wooden weapons and tools, such as bows and spears, he has not yet mastered the art of alchemy or of metalworking, much like the savages of the southlands.
>(…) a strange tradition in finnic society is a rite every male child must go through on the day of his 17th birthday; namely to sacrifice a lock of hair and semen unto a pagan, heretical deity called "the turnip god", or 'Äkräs', in their tounge.

From Historia de Gentibus Septentrionalibus.
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9d14a No.4751

please no fighting threads with our bros

90d8e No.4753

they arent "bros". they are foreigners that dont speak a scandi language. fuck em

1fa8e No.4754

You seem unreasonable, you should be reasonable.

9d14a No.4755

good reasonable post

56767 No.4760

We do have oral tradition, we just didn't let you know any of it. And metalworks were present since the bronze age, around 800 BCE

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5d4b2 No.4621[Reply]

Three months… prepare to be beaten again. Can't wait to see how well Finland performs this year.

2ef1b No.4622

I can't believe it's only 3 months left why does time fly so fast?

2ef1b No.4623

I haven't even had time to cope with the loss I need 3 more years minimum

d4a97 No.4747

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2ef1b No.4752

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bros what was his endgame :D

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8472d No.4742[Reply]


Two and a half hours of these men arguing, every now and again the knight leaves the store and comes back; each time stronger, older, and more decorated of a soldier. The potion seller himself grew older as well, taking on a young apprentice that would ask why they did not just give the knight a potion every time. The potion seller would shush him, in all his great magic he knew something no one else did.

In the final scene they are both old men, the potion seller now an fantastical wizard and the knight the king of the country. The king begs for the strongest potions still, looking to keep strength to rule his kingdom longer and to give his people all he could. The knight broke down once more, begging the wizard, his voice choking in desperation.

The wizard smiled slyly, his wrinkled round face looking like a mask finally coming off. And in that true smile the kings heart flutters, excited as he thinks he will finally get what he desires.

"You never needed any of my potions, Traveler, the moment you walked in I could foresee your success." As the wizard speaks the camera leaves the shop, showing a beautiful, healthy kingdom. The light fades out, the credits begin.

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09929 No.4575[Reply]

>order whitoids to give me money
>he only has a few potions

I suffer being brazillian
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aa3fc No.4594

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~mara is life~

7ee55 No.4595

Yiu have a disappointing lifw then

7579b No.4634

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2f9d3 No.4741

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f35d6 No.4764

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lookin beautiful

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eeecf No.4661[Reply]

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284fc No.4670

fuck i meant get

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3fec5 No.4732

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c74b7 No.4718[Reply]

kalmar unionen
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b3f7a No.4721

I like this map with all the shit finns and tundraniggers removed.

efc44 No.4722

the more I read about the more I feel like it really happened under the wrong circumstances and was set up for failure. it could have been done in such a way that it worked but it'd probably have to be in the 18th century during the Scandinavianism times because if you read about how the kalmar union came to be it's really not in a good way, basically western sweden and norway were controlled by the magnusson guys that had been kings of sweden first and later norway and denmark.

then a lot of nobles in the east supported the danish guy and valdemar brought in a mercenary army from germany attacking and defeating magnussons guys who were western swedes and norwegians. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gataskogen

that's really awful and pretty much set up for failure. too bad our ancestors loved infighting so much xD

efc44 No.4723

also was it good or bad for the danish king to use a german army to take control what do you think? tough subject to discuss….can stir up feelings maybe

ce43d No.4724

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Kalmar union is just a cope and revisionist term for Greater Denmark.

b7b53 No.4728

Ok so basically i'm in then.

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bb476 No.4703[Reply]

Goddamnit! This Nordchan started whining that my posts look AUTOMATED when i try to post watstories on that Strategic command thread, unable to conitnue!!!

bb476 No.4704

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Seems that my posts are considered automated. Seriously.

Well, was fun to make that AAR for strategic command, but i will quit here.

56cb7 No.4705

It's a vichan built-in shit. @noot, we are waitin' ~

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1f495 No.4709

this should go in /meta/, but I'll take a look at it right away.

edit: Alright. The system should now be considerably laxer when it comes to normal user posts. I'll consider this fixed until I hear otherwise.

bb476 No.4727

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ok thanks, works now. Didnt see Meta earlier when i started the thread.

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d21cd No.4675[Reply]

I am hungry I want the food that I ordered specifically to 19:00 right now
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48001 No.4687

no bat soup?

d2e2c No.4691

wrong kind of asian

d21cd No.4692

No bat soup XD. Eating rn btw ;)

57f83 No.4693

XDD was it good ?

d21cd No.4694

It tastes good yeah x)

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