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ba5d6 No.4447[Reply]

Sad story, READ OUT!
In The Evening When Girl And Boy Sitting In Park.

The girl says: Do you think I'm cute?
The boy says, No.
The girl says: Would you kill yourself to save me?
The boy says, No.
The girl says: Would you be sad if I died?
The boy says, No.

The girl had heard enough and started running home.
The boy took the girl by the hand and said: I don't think you are cute, you are the most beautiful in the world.
I wouldn't kill myself, I would ask you to do it. I wouldn't be sad if you died because I'd die myself.
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a608b No.4548

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a608b No.4549

I will stop now lole

02a6e No.4761

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fe6fe No.4797

You snus you lose

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33ad7 No.3136[Reply]

Hello everyone. I'm sitting here working on the updated imageboard. Really excited to get this out for us. When it launches I'd like to make a strategy for making more nordics aware of the site. I'm working on that and hope we'll grow. It's oddly comforting to talk to people who live close to you. Makes things more relatabe.

What I really wanted to ask was, if any Finnish posters in here would be interested in taking up a position as moderator for the board. I specifically need someone who can speak finnish, because I find that we get a lot of people from Yliluata in waves, and I can't moderate Finnish content

The job won't be hard, and won't require you to browse Nordchan obsessively. Just check up on the most recent posts once a day, and correct stuff that shouldn't be here (flooding/illegal content). If you're interested in this, please send me an e-mail at takethatofftheinternet (at) gmail (dott) com

Please include your Discord ID if you have one.

Thanks all. 1 day to Friday!
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36cac No.3233

think about me and have a wet dream please and thank you

ce8e3 No.3250

Are we moving today?
I can hardly stay put in my chair
/spoiler/that was not even sarcastic/spoiler/

f23bd No.3251

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Im all packed up and ready for the move!

a43b4 No.4743

noot why not answer to email?

9cb7f No.4784

The Coronavirus got him :(

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c0d7e No.4783[Reply]

26 years old loser here, just lost my virginities over the course of this week;
I don't get it why /r9k/ says it's hard. All I had to do was harvest polen from a flower and turn it into honey myself

269ee No.1317[Reply]

Now that we have the embed, let's start a general music thread for discussion and suggestions.
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bdb86 No.4689

you guys like joji? You know, that filthyfrank guy

5cc47 No.4695

Truthfully I mostly listen to Hip-Hop, Jazz, Blues and EDM these days.
One of my favourite songs
Not a fan to be frank

53604 No.4738

90s UK Garage is so good

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5ad74 No.4763

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90d8e No.4749[Reply]

>from the moment swedes first set foot on eastern soil, carried across the waves of the baltic sea, on finly crafted vessles of brilliant engineering, and thusly became aquainted with those primitive tribes today colloquialy called 'finns', it became apparent to him, that he had stumbled upon a lower form of life.
>(…) the finns have no written language, no alphabet and no oral tradition to speak of, and his technological skills are limited at best! Whilst he can skillfully make wooden weapons and tools, such as bows and spears, he has not yet mastered the art of alchemy or of metalworking, much like the savages of the southlands.
>(…) a strange tradition in finnic society is a rite every male child must go through on the day of his 17th birthday; namely to sacrifice a lock of hair and semen unto a pagan, heretical deity called "the turnip god", or 'Äkräs', in their tounge.

From Historia de Gentibus Septentrionalibus.
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9d14a No.4751

please no fighting threads with our bros

90d8e No.4753

they arent "bros". they are foreigners that dont speak a scandi language. fuck em

1fa8e No.4754

You seem unreasonable, you should be reasonable.

9d14a No.4755

good reasonable post

56767 No.4760

We do have oral tradition, we just didn't let you know any of it. And metalworks were present since the bronze age, around 800 BCE

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5d4b2 No.4621[Reply]

Three months… prepare to be beaten again. Can't wait to see how well Finland performs this year.

2ef1b No.4622

I can't believe it's only 3 months left why does time fly so fast?

2ef1b No.4623

I haven't even had time to cope with the loss I need 3 more years minimum

d4a97 No.4747

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2ef1b No.4752

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bros what was his endgame :D

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8472d No.4742[Reply]


Two and a half hours of these men arguing, every now and again the knight leaves the store and comes back; each time stronger, older, and more decorated of a soldier. The potion seller himself grew older as well, taking on a young apprentice that would ask why they did not just give the knight a potion every time. The potion seller would shush him, in all his great magic he knew something no one else did.

In the final scene they are both old men, the potion seller now an fantastical wizard and the knight the king of the country. The king begs for the strongest potions still, looking to keep strength to rule his kingdom longer and to give his people all he could. The knight broke down once more, begging the wizard, his voice choking in desperation.

The wizard smiled slyly, his wrinkled round face looking like a mask finally coming off. And in that true smile the kings heart flutters, excited as he thinks he will finally get what he desires.

"You never needed any of my potions, Traveler, the moment you walked in I could foresee your success." As the wizard speaks the camera leaves the shop, showing a beautiful, healthy kingdom. The light fades out, the credits begin.

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09929 No.4575[Reply]

>order whitoids to give me money
>he only has a few potions

I suffer being brazillian
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aa3fc No.4594

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~mara is life~

7ee55 No.4595

Yiu have a disappointing lifw then

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2f9d3 No.4741

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f35d6 No.4764

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lookin beautiful

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4c67e No.4631[Reply]

How to get svenska gf?
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a0cff No.4633

be normalfag

4ac23 No.4635

I have only had 1 serious gf in all my life and that was almost 2 years ago now. I have to blame myself though because I'm not really trying hard enough lately :( but I don't know. same as anywhere else probably

106aa No.4640

Why blonde chicks almost always happen to have a smaller left eye? Ive noticed this lately and it bothers me.

87b95 No.4646

It's mostly only thotty "dirty" blondes that fuck their eye makeup/face posture up this bad when taking a photo.
Any normal danish woman who doesn't obsess over the Internet will look completely symmetrical.

Bothers me immensely too though.

4e8f1 No.4740

Is there any other way?
>inb4 be a dog

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284fc No.4670

fuck i meant get

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