How many times a week do you shit?
Maybe 4 times a week.
Pussy phone doesn’t replace toilet paper.
Bidet isn't a phone; It's a way of life. I got a pressure washer and a chair with a hole in it.
My butt will ALWAYS stay clean.
so its one or the other?
i use a bidet and then wipe with tp
Doesn't that defeat the point of having an automatic enema machine?
just to be sure
sometimes the water spraying all over isnt enough